Saturday, November 25, 2006

Emergency Phone Numbers

These are the spiritual Emergency Phone Numbers you need to know just scroll down to find the one for you.
When in sorrow, call John 14
When men fail you, call Psalm 27
If you want to be fruitful, call John 15
When you have sinned, call Psalm 51
When you worry,Call Mathew 6:19-34
When you are in danger, call Psalm 91
When God seems far away, call Psalm 139
When your faith needs stirring, call Hebrews 11
When you are lonely and fearful, call Psalm 23
When you grow bitter and critical, call 1 Corinthians 13
For Paul's secret to happiness, call Colossians 3:12-17
For idea of Christianity, call Corinthians 5:15-19
When you feel down or out, call Romans 8:31-39
When you want peace and rest, call Matthew 11:25-30
When the world seems bigger than God,call Psalm 90
When you want Christian assurance, call Romans 8:1-30
When you leave home for labor or travel, call Psalm 121
When your prayers grow narrow or selfish, call Psalm 67
For a great inventoril oppertunity, call Isaiah 55
When you want courage for tasks, call Joshua
How to get along with fellowmen, call Romans 12
If you are depressed, call Psalm 27
If your pocketboook is empty, call Psalm 37
If your loosing confidence in people, call 1 Corinthians 13
If people seem unkind, call John15
If discouraged about wrok, call Psalm 126
If you find the world is growing small, and yourself great, call Psalm 19
Emergenvy numbers can be dialed direct. No operator assistance is necessary. All lines to heaven are open 24 hours a day! Feed your faith, and doubt will starve to death!

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Blah

this post may sound interesting but is the result of having nothing to do so i am going to wright random thoughts and absolutly nothing so i can see if anyone actually reads these posts or just looks at the titles it is a random test and will not hurt you physically just mentally so if you are still reading this then you pass the first test now time for the second question What is 2+2? you must reply in comment form and the third question is What is the color of your socks? this is also a question to be answered in comment form if you are getting bored im sorry but you cannot stop now you are almost done so only 98 questions to go jk there will only be 2 more questions. numbero 3 if a flying monkey gave you a wish but said that you would die after he gave you the wish what would you ask for? and the finnallie of our questionaro is what is the meaning of this post?

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

The awkward clamness of sugar

yes it wounds like an oxymoron but it is not because sugar, pop, caffine, and coffee all make me clam way down. One of the reasons that they think that it does this is that they think that i have ADHD weeeeeeeee but realy i think that it is great because people can't call me retarded or crazy because there is a real name for it neways back to the title i wrote it this way because right now i am realy calm after eating a lot of candy and drinking a Mountain Dew so i am like about to fall asleep which is good and bad but i dont know neways TTYL >:D Yeah